Cartoon Greeting Cards

Jump Directly to create a Be SomeBody! humor e-Card HOW TO SEND A FREE PERSONALIZED GREETING CARD Sending an email card takes a couple of minutes. Just follow the instructions at each step along the way. After you have completed the card, you will be shown a preview. If you do not like your card, you may edit it and then send it, or just cancel the request. The recipient will receive an e-mail advising where to find your card waiting for them.

STEP #1: PICK A PICTURE Please select a picture from the card collection below using the little Radio Button selector. You may only pick one picture per card. If you want to see a full size image of a picture, just click on it. You might want to do that before filling in any information on this page, just so you do not risk losing your work after returning from viewing the image. Scroll down to see cards and further instructions.

A NOTE ABOUT THESE SPECIAL CARDS The following cartoon epigrams appear in Be SomeBody! by Patricia Chamberlin, with permission of humorist illustrator Ashleigh Brilliant. Mr. Brilliant (his real name) is one of America's best loved and most prolific social satirists as well as "the highest-paid writer per word in recorded history". Thousands more of his wonderful illustrations can be found in his numerous books. The selected epigrams below are found in his books: I Try to Take One Day at a Time, but Sometimes Several Days Attack Me at Once We've Been Through so Much Together and Most of It Was Your Fault All I Want is a Warm Bed and Unlimited Power

Now here are 12 cartoons to select from, then scroll down to Step 2 ... Enjoy!

Click for Full View	Select Card	Card Theme
		I'm shooting forward at the terrifying speed of 60 minutes per hour! (the accompanying card space has lots of room for your personal message)
		Yes, but accepting responsibility for my own problems would put me in a very weak bargaining position. (the accompanying card space has lots of room for your personal message)
		Of course I believe it! I saw it in my own hallucination. (the accompanying card space has lots of room for your personal message)
		I have to hurry, because there is a deadline called the end of my life. (the accompanying card space has lots of room for your personal message)
		There are two ways to reduce your weight: eat less, or go where there is less gravity. (the accompanying card space has lots of room for your personal message)
		I've had some of my opinions for so long that they don't fit me anymore. (the accompanying card space has lots of room for your personal message)
		If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to. (the accompanying card space has lots of room for your personal message)
		My mind is holding my body hostage, and demanding safe-conduct out of the world. (the accompanying card space has lots of room for your personal message)
		If you start believing in little impossibilities, you can train yourself to believe in big ones.  (the accompanying card space has lots of room for your personal message)
		Where should I stand to get the best view of reality? (the accompanying card space has lots of room for your personal message)
		How would you rate me on a scale of wonderful to marvelous? (the accompanying card space has lots of room for your personal message)
		I'm going on an eating-strike, and will refuse to stop eating until my demands are met.  (the accompanying card space has lots of room for your personal message)

STEP #2: NAME AND E-MAIL INFORMATION In the boxes below, please enter both your and the recipient's name and e-mail addresses.

PLEASE BE CERTAIN OF RECIPIENT'S E-MAIL ADDRESS

Your Name:
Your E-Mail Address:
Recipient's Name:
Recipient's E-Mail Address:

STEP #3: SELECT YOUR TEXT AND BACKGROUND COLORS Using the two selector pull-downs below, please select your text and background colors. The script will not check to see if you have both colors set the same, so if you want your recipient to be able to read the card, please select two different colors!

TEXT COLOR BLACK RED GREEN BLUE SKY BLUE YELLOW PURPLE ORANGE

BACKGROUND WHITE BLACK RED GREEN BLUE SKY BLUE YELLOW PURPLE ORANGE

STEP #4: ENTER YOUR TITLE & MESSAGE In the box below, please enter your message. If you like, please feel free to use to express yourself using html!

Card Title
Your Message

STEP #5: SIGN YOUR CARD Please fill in below, how you would like to sign your card. Examples would be:

Love, Snookums Best Wishes, Fred Successfully Yours,

STEP #6: Pick a Song! lease make a selection or skip this steno

Please make a selection or skip this step for no music. No Music Selected Entertainer (Joplin) Orinoco Flow (Enya) Valse Brillante (Chopin) Can Can (Offenbach) Celebration Rag (James) Masterpiece (Mouret) Brandenburg2 Solfeggieto (Bach) Minute Waltz (Chopin) Nutcracker (Tchaikowsky) Minute Waltz (Chopin)

STEP #7: PROCEED TO PREVIEW OR START OVER You are now ready to preview your card! To do so, just click on the PREVIEW button below. If you want to clear the form and start all over, select START-OVER. Your card will not be sent until you press the SEND-CARD button on the preview screen.

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